Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 26

Thread: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

  1. #11
    ping1970's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Kentucky Island
    Posts
    7,865

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    Just Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do

  2. #12
    tlpounds's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    TEXAS!
    Posts
    2,634

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    Quote Originally Posted by ping1970 View Post
    Just Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
    You realize none of us will be able to get that song out of our heads now - dontcha? Thanks a LOT Ping! :cussing:

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
    I have a perfect puzzle for you
    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
    If you are wise, you'll listen to me

    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?

    I don't like the look of it

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
    If you're not greedy, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
    I have another puzzle for you
    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
    If you are wise, you'll listen to me

    Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
    It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
    But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
    Chewing and chewing all day long

    The way that a cow does

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
    Given good manners, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
    I have another puzzle for you
    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
    If you are wise, you'll listen to me

    Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
    Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
    Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
    You know exactly who's to blame

    The mother and the father

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
    If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
    I have another puzzle for you
    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
    If you are wise, you'll listen to me

    What do you get from a glut of TV?
    A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
    Why don't you try simply reading a book?
    Or can you just not bear to look?

    You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
    If you're not greedy, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

    :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

  3. #13
    ping1970's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Kentucky Island
    Posts
    7,865

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    You're welcome ~ something to pass your time while you wait...

  4. #14
    Wolfie's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    9,716

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    Wow, someone actually knows the oompa song! :laughing:

    I will never get that out of my head. Thanks guys! :cry:

    I'm not seeing orange faces! :cussing: :laughing:

  5. #15
    ping1970's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Kentucky Island
    Posts
    7,865

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    and neon green hair!!

  6. #16
    Wolfie's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    9,716

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    Not to mention those spiffy little uniforms! :laughing:

  7. #17
    tlpounds's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    TEXAS!
    Posts
    2,634

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    well, I'm over here doing the little dance :laughing:

  8. #18
    Wolfie's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    9,716

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    Oh boy! Acting out the Oompa song! :hiding: I'm not looking! And you can't make me! :laughing:

  9. #19
    tlpounds's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    TEXAS!
    Posts
    2,634

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    well, I had my webcam on. Don't you just love my striped stockings and curled-toe shoes?! I usually just wear them for hubby, but I'm dancing around in them just for this occassion! :blob: :blob:

  10. #20
    ping1970's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Kentucky Island
    Posts
    7,865

    Re: Missed Fed Ex today :-(

    You can always post that as your new avatar!!

Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.1