:shock: I've been looking for a Squirrel all day and your disclaimer selection did not include my current stressors, so :twisted:
First of all, I would never presume to speak for Amy nor anyone else for that matter. But, I can assure you that Amy was trying to be helpful. Most people are not as forum savy as you appear to be and the links Amy provided would give most newbies a place to start to find answers to their questions. I can assure you that this is the first forum experience for many members and they really don't know where to start.
Amy is both a moderator and an editor here and I am amazed that she has the time to answer questions, let alone research the answers for others. I can assure you that her intentions were to get you some answers that could help you, so that you did not feel your questions were not valid or being ignored. I know her quite well and know that all she ever wants to do is help people.
I'm not sure if you took her post wrong or not, but the links she posted are extremely useful links for most newbies. We all try to reach out as quickly as possible with as much info as we have time for.
I am going to move this thread to Q & A and I will bring it to Admin's attention for you. Please remember, you can always use the feedback forum to ask Admin a question. They are really great about getting back to you.
As for your humor, Amy, Gt, myself and many others came here from a site that did not get our sense of humor. So, I understand there are differences in humor. I will try hard to see the humor in your posts. But, I have to say, maybe you could put a little less Disclaimer and a little more funny in your posts. Then I won't need to use my taser the next time I go squirrel hunting! :twisted: :lol: