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« on: December 14, 2008, 06:30:08 AM »

DUMB Reindeer Jokes


What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !

Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs !

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !

Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy !

How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised !

Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !

Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !

What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer !
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2008, 11:38:02 AM »

 laughing  or my favorite - Why do all the reindeer have brown noses except for Rudolph?
                                       Because they can't stop as fast as Rudolph!  laughing
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2008, 04:18:59 PM »

Now THAT'S FUNNY!! laughing headbang
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