A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde  female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the  mailbox.

She  opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
 
A  little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box  and again,   opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into  the house she went.
 
As  the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out  again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it  closed harder than ever .
 
Puzzled  by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" 

To which she replied, "There certainly is!" 


(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)





"My  stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"