During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
  Or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

  "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
  Teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

  "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket
  Because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
  "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
  Near the window?"

  ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON . OR DO YOU WANT THE
  BED NEXT TO MINE?