A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. 


After the game, the guy asked her how she liked the experience.


"Oh, I really liked it," the blonde replied. "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."


Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"


"Well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, everyone kept screaming 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, Hellooo - it's only 25 cents!"