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« on: February 26, 2009, 11:29:19 AM »
 
 
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
 
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
 
Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
 
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so to start my morning, I finished off a bottle Appleton Blue rum,  a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Flexeril prescription, the rest of some carrot cake from the Cheesecake Factory, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
 
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.   Yeah Baby!!!
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 07:43:35 AM »
Geez... and here I thought meditation was the way to go.... pass the joint, please  Booty
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