In the Royal Stock Market, stocks in choco tumbled after it was revealed that the Queen had ordered that one of her loyal choco-minions,pmeek, not receive her chocolate book prize from the last 'sticks contest...until well after the Queen received hers.  People across the Realm are outraged that the Choco Queen would do such a thing to a loyal minion, which caused the minion undue stress and anxiety.

The Queen, as usual, would not comment on this news and instead, holed up inside her castle where she was seen locking down her choco vaults.

Vile wench!    As you well know, the Queen and I were an item, long before now, and it has been over for just as long.  The only times I visit Queen Wolfie is when I'm:

a) raiding her choco vaults in search of One Ton, and

b) when occupying the Queen's time with rich, wonderful choco books...while raiding her choco vaults in search of One Ton

You must realize that Queen Wolfie has no personal choco taste tester in her choco kitchen...instead, she uses her minions to taste the vile concoctions she whips up (and vile they are, because she is dyslexic  ).  Just remember that, next time her life is threatened, as any number of poisons could be placed into her choco concoctions that would kill you and your fellow minions...before any poison reached the Queen.