
And, you have roots in MA?

Could it be? Are you really? You are! You're my long lost Nigerian Aunt and Uncle!

I am so overwhelmed at this news. Prof. Charles Soludo of the Central Bank of Nigeria will be astonished at this news as well. He has been trying to give me your money for years! I told him I had faith that you had gone underground to Canada to stock up in Viagra and Cialis to bring this great drug back to Nigeria!

He thought the rebels had killed you. He wouldn't listen to reason and insisted he make sure your funds made their way to me! He was so sweet.
How can I ever thank you for my new found wealth?
