A cop was on his horse waiting to cross
the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped
beside him.

'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa
bring it to you?'

'Yes
Sir,' the little girl said,
'he sure did!'

The cop looked the bike over and
handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said,
'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it!'

The young girl looked up at the cop and
said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to
you?'

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and
answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'

The little girl looked
up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa... the d*ck goes
underneath the horse, not on top.

wow, sure wish I had heard that one before I got my speeding ticket from the worlds crankiest police officer last month....lol