A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
>> diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
>> look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
>>
>> Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
>> noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop
>> up right now.
>> As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of
>> a salesman standing right behind her.
>>
>> Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
>> salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
>>
>> Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
>> been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what
>> is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
>>
>> He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh##
>> ---- when I tell you the price.'