Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
> mechanics in PITTSBURGH .One day the airport was fogged in and they
> were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Bud said, 'Man, I wish we
> had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you
 can
> drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?' So they pour
> themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
 completely
> smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good
 he
> feels.
> In fact he feels GREAT! NO  hangover! NO bad side effects.
> Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you
> feel this morning?' Bud says, 'I feel great. How about you?'Jim says,
> 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'Bud says, 'No that jet
> fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more
> often.''Yeah, well there's just one thing.''What's that?' 'Have you
> farted yet?' 'No '
> 'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver .'