Eight Words with  two Meanings 


         

        1.  THINGY (thing-ee) n. 
        Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
        Male...... The strap  fastener on a woman's bra.

        2.  VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
        Female.... Fully opening up  one's self emotionally to another.
        Male.... Playing football without a  cup.

        3.  COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
        Female...  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
        Male...  Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 

        4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)  n.
        Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. 
        Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 

        5. ENTERTAINMENT  (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
        Female.... A good movie, concert, play  or book.
        Male.... .. Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 

        6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)  n.
        Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion. 
        Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 

        7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)  n.
        Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple  can achieve.
        Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 

        8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht  kon-trohl) n.
        Female.... A device for changing from one TV  channel to another.
        Male... A device for scanning through all 375  channels every 5 minutes.
       


AND
        He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra;  you've got nothing to put in it.
        She said . . You wear pants don't you? 

        He said . . .....  Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
        She said . That's a good idea - you stand by  the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

        He said . . What have you been doing with all  the grocery money I gave you?
        She said . .Turn sideways and look in the  mirror!

        He said . How  many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
        She said . . We  don't know; it has never happened.

        She said... What do you call a women who knows  where her husband is every night?
        He said . . A widow.

        He said . . . Why are married women  heavier than single women?
        She said . .. . Single women come home, see  what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in  bed and go to the fridge.

  Thanks for the laugh!