The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and
a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!" The man said, "You
can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're
not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The
second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears
in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You
don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

 Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her
husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded
with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them