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« on: July 01, 2008, 08:30:27 AM »

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall,
exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could
not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man
noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (As All men will.) Before she
could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he
leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00...... On one condition!
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just three words.' The woman
considered his proposition for a moment, And then
slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,                                                                Which she pressed it into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said.... >>>>>>>>>>>>'
Clean my house.' (YOU GO, GIRL!)  laughing
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Wanna beer?


« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 10:15:55 AM »

Send him my way! meninblack I got some uh, cleaning for him to do. whistle  laughing
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I wanna be sedated!
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 12:49:28 PM »

LMFAO!!!!  laughing laughing
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