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« on: June 07, 2010, 04:34:22 AM »

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
> finally retired.
>
> At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list
> of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
>
> As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide
> as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
>
> "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
>
> "Yes, they help me sleep at night."
>
> "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these
> that could possibly help you sleep!"
>
> She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
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> "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up
> and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old
> great-granddaughter drinks . . .
> And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
>
> You gotta love Grandmas
> Have a great day.
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 06:06:20 AM »

AREN'T GREAT-GRANDMAS AND GRANDMAS SIMPLY SMART AND GREAT?!?
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2010, 05:23:38 PM »

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