YOU ARE RIGHT! ... it's that time of the month again!  Time for more ZOO JOKES!!!!

     

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Elephant Book Joke

Every nation should write a book about the Elephant:

     The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant
                     or:
       1000 ways to cook Elephant in wine

     The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari

     The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture
                     or:
       Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.

     The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
     
     The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants

     The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money

     The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People

     The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol. 1-6.

     The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant

     The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants

     The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or Province Issue?

     The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
                     or
           How many Elephants can you fit in a Sauna?

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Elephant Joke - Zoo Guide

Tourist guide at zoo:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits.  Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside .... Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the elephant's backside ... MADAM ... MADAM ... too late; George, dig her out."

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Elephant Telephone Joke

"Hello, this is your local Zoo speaking. Do you like animals? We are experiencing severe problems with hot water. Would you be so kind as to allow us to bring our elephants over to your bathroom for a shower?"

The most common response: "Well, sure, but my neighbor's bathroom is bigger and better equipped to handle elephants."

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(I'm sorry ... I can't help it!)