yep!  It's zoo joke time!!!!

 

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Taking an Elephant to the Zoo

Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?
Because he'd rather go to the movies!



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Elephant Companion

Zookeeper goes to the pet store to find an animal to keep his solitary elephant company. He asks the shopkeeper "Can this parrot talk?"

The shopkeeper replied "Yes, it repeats everything it hears."

The zookeeper thinks this is the perfect solution and the parrot will soon be mimicking the elephant.

However, after a few days, he returns the parrot to the pet shop and confronts the shopkeeper. "This parrot cannot speak at all!! You said it repeats whatever it hears."

The shopkeeper replies "I know! This is because it is deaf!!!"



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Tree Climbing Turtle

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.

About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.

Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"