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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?- To improve his bite.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?- Frostbite.
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?- Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?- With scare spray.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?- No, they eat the fingers separately.
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?- Because they don't have any body to go out with.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?- Casketball.
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?- Shrinkenstein.
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's cornflakes?- A cereal killer.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?- Dead ends.
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?- Bloodhounds.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?- A stake sandwich.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?- A trombone.
What do birds give out on Halloween night?- Tweets.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?- They have bat breath.
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?- He heard it had great circulation.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?- They are afraid that they might relax and unwind.
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Hee hee hee.....
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