Another day, another UPS drive by.  I hope he stops soon,  I feel like a stalker when I hear the truck...lol.  I'm sure there are plenty others out there in the same situation, so heres my wish that we all get to be on a first name basis with our delivery drivers.  Good luck!

We were sitting out on the front deck last Friday night, drinking some beers and grilling out with the neighbors.  A Fedex van drove by on the road that crosses our road.  I went stiff and then pulled myself together.  Afterall, didn't want the neighbors wondering wth was wrong with me.  I went back to chatting with my neighbor when it pulls onto our road!  I stood up just in case the driver couldn't see our address on our mailbox.  I then started waving    He honked and kept on driving    Neighbor lady was laughing and asked if I was expecting a package.  If she only knew 

It could be worse.  I arrive home from work tonight, UPS pulls up as I am on the stairs.   I put my stuff on the rocker, excitedly turn around, my heart pounding, it's been so long! He's behind me on the porch!  He hands me a package.  I can't wait to rip into it.  What is it.  What could it be.  I see the label and, wait for it...................... it's for the husband!     It was something for work!     I called him right up and demanded a divorce!      

A stalker – that gave me a belly laugh.