HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
 
 
I rear-ended a car this morning. 
 
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car. And you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get
funny?
 
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! 
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"   
So, I looked  down at him and said    ,  "Well, which one are you then?"
 
. . . and that's when the fight started. 
     

Funny