I want to live my next life backwards: 

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
 
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then..........
 
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and
then.............
 
You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case ...