Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when welfare was introduced)  Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline.  Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .  I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!