Jesus In The Bathroom
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A Sunday school teacher asked his Class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"
 
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"
 
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
 
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and Waited for a response. The teacher finally gathered his wits and asked
Little Johnny how he knew this.
 
Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells:
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"