I have to admit that after seeing that video, it all seemed normal to me! Except perhaps that she didn't leave any money on the counter. 

Then grasshopper, you still have alot to learn before reaching the level of "chocoholic". 

I used to have fantasies like this, except I never got caught! 

ARE YOU A CHOCOHOLIC?
 
Lots of people say they are, but how can you be sure?

1. Why do you eat chocolate?

 a.  It's a nice snack now and then.
 b.  It's a good way to indulge myself in sensual pleasures.
 c.  It's the fifth major food group, are you kidding?
 d.  It's my reason for living.

2. How much chocolate do you consume every day?

a.  Less than two pieces (chocolate deficiency).
b.  Three or four pieces (chocolate fix).
c.  Five pieces (heavy user).
d.  Six pieces or more (chocoholic material).
 
3. When is your favorite time to eat chocolate?

a.  After a good meal.
b.  Between meals.
c.  As meals.
d.  All of the above.
 
4. With whom do you share your chocolate?

a.  Friends, family, co-workers, or whoever is around.
b.  Close friends and family only.
c.  Only with loved ones, and only if they've been good.
d.  Share my chocolate?  Are you kidding?
 

5. What is your favorite way to consume chocolate?
 
a.  By nibbling a bit now and then throughout the day.
b.  By swallowing whole chunks at a time.
c.  By intravenous injection.
d.  I dive into a 100 gallon vat and slurp.
 
Give yourself one point for every "a." answer, two points for every "b." answer, three points for every "c." answer, and four points for every "d." answer.  Add them up and compare your score with the definitions below.
 
5 - 8
Novice Chocoholic
You've got a lot of catching up to do.
 
9 - 12
Chocoholic Tendencies
You've got the makings of a chocoholic, all right. You just need a little nurturing.

13 - 16
Closet Chocoholic
All you need is a little push to get you to come out into the open.
 
17 - 20
A True Chocoholic
As a matter of fact, you're looking a little peaked and your hands are starting to shake.  Must be time for a fix! 

Now I do like chocolate fudge before it 'sets' if that counts ~ lol!  I just don't like the harder stuff, no matter how soft it is.  I would rather have a Lindt truffle anyday over a piece of chocolate fudge!  But I do love good peanut butter fudge, as long as you don't break your teeth on it and it doesn't have peanuts in it!

I've just never found a harden piece of chocolate fudge that was good yet.  Maybe it is out there just waiting and calling my name...or maybe I am to picky ~ lol!!  If it tasted as good as it does when it is warm and setting up then I would be fine. 

When we go to the mountains we go by the places that make the homemade fudge and I watch them and it smells so heavenly, but it just doesn't taste like it looks.  Everybody else just raves about it...I think my tastebuds are tainted...but the peanut butter fudge will be fine to me.  I am a weird cat!

Yeah, I know...I mean set ~ hard.  Not rock ~ hard 

Telemarketers are getting sneaky         now it shows up on my caller ID as cellular caller... Yeah, dish network is calling me from a cell phone trying to get me to sign up..      or the ones that have a great vacation deal... answer the phone and what is it? a loud horn and some dork saying all aboard.... ugh!..

Mom gets calls from the fake Ellery Queen subscription scum. They are all ex-cons so asking them about what *really* goes on between men in prison usually gets rid of them....

I use to have telemarketers call up my buisness and Flamer use to go all gay on them, telling the caller 'You have a really sexy voice, you are making me --' (I won't say what he'd say, we'll keep it PG).

After a couple of conversations with Flamer, they stopped calling. Wonder why 

DO NOT give him ANY ideas please!!!!