My 6 yr old comes home from school today and I ask him how his day was. same thing everyday. Always get the same response. "it was good" today I ask and he says " It was good my best friend blake was really excited today... his dad is getting outta jail.."    good to know

LMAO!!  That sounds like something my 6 year old would say 

I love your kids 

My 6 year old comes up to me a little bit ago and tells me he peed on himself a little.  He had just gone to the bathroom and doesn't have a piss problem so I asked him how he did it. 

He says, "I had to go bad and couldn't get my balls all the way out so my pee pee was pointing the wrong way." 

   See, this is why we have kids. The entertainment value.

I got another one. Once again we were eating out.    always when we are out in public. go figure. anyway, The place we were eating brings  the food in little baskets so they bring the food and my oldest boy out of nowhere holds up the basket and says really loudly...(in a creepy voice).. "It puts the lotion in the basket" . I about died. We were all cracking up. Everyone was looking at us like we were crazy. We have a good time though. 

Kids making Silence of the Lambs quotes...yep   Hard to believe that is the same guy that plays the chief of police on Monk now...I just love him!!

I don't agree.

I believe we have kids to totally embarrass us about what WE DID to our parents! 

If you are a flaming liberal or from the North east or California, stop reading. You'll call it child abuse.

Being from the south, well it's southern justice in my opinion


MANY years ago, when I was 10, my best friend Flamer's father left for good. The man was total nonsense and had been a horrible father.

My mother felt bad for Flamers Mom, Rose, who worked 3 jobs to take care of her and Flamer. Rose is a lovely, wonderful and loving lady. I adore her.

My Mom decided to take Rose, FLamer and myself to Orlando for 10 days in the Spring. We drove down.

Flamer always has been a character. He's the kind of person who want to kill but he makes you laugh too hard to kill him.

We are driving in Georgia on i-95 and suddenly two cop cars pull in front of my mother and two behind her. They make her pull over and with guns drawn, pull her, Rose and us kids out of the car.

Why all this?

Well, there was a roll of duct tape sitting on the floor. Flamer, being Flamer, gets the 'hysterical' idea of playing a joke. He tapes up his hands, duct tapes his mouth and holds up a sign that he scribbled saying "Help! I've been kidnapped!" He shows it to a couple of passing cars.

And one is a state trooper in Georgia.

This is before cell phones and Amber alerts, mind you.

It seems that two hispanic boys were kidnapped from the Carolinas by two hispanic woman.. and since often white people can't tell Thai from Hispanic... well, you guessed it.

Of course, Rose and my Mother are hysterically crying. And Flamer is laughing. Rose is trying to get threw to him how it was not funny and her nerves are shot.

Finally, one of the Deputies, a big ol' boy, comes up, takes off his belt and hands it to Rose. It was a BIG belt.

After she was done hitting him, my mother hit him.  Do not piss off Asian woman, trust me on that. 

Flamer is hurting but he gets sassy. Women don't hit hard, Flamer snapped.

So Rose hands the belt to that big ol' Deputy without saying a word.

He could not sit for a week.

He NEVER did something like that again.

(but I still think it was funny! LOL)

Its definitely  different in the south. Not that I spank mine often but In FL it wasn't a big deal to see parents popping their little ones on the butt in the store. Up here though forget about it.    You cant even say "Im gonna spank your butt" .. I think that is a little crazy.

we should soooo hang out. 
aint that the truth.  Years ago when mine were alot younger they were all just behaving badly. I mean just awful. I was putting them in the car and just telling them what I thought of their behavior and this women overheard me and said hey, you cant talk those kids that way. oh, yeah, &$**#$,*&#&$#,...... Thats what she heard.    big mistake to mess with me when Im aggravated with the children. Im not going to take it out on them so its lovely when someone gives me an excuse to go off. 

Caitlyn was a nightmare when she was growing up...I'm surprised that her hair has grown back in so nice....if she was acting bad, she got a spanking!  She knew it was coming because she knew when she pushed me to far!  I would love for someone to have said something to me when she had pushed me to the edge...it would not be a good mood!!

I've said it before on here...put the girl's hair up in ponytails...give you a 50/50 shot of catching them when they are trying to run away

Well, to be honest, sometimes some Hispanics do look a bit Asian and visa versa.

I have rarely spanked my kids. My kids are well behaved. It always seems my daughter is the one who got spanked. She's now 7.

But me? Don't believe those stories that Asian kids are all angels. My cousin, Chi, Flamer and I were always in trouble. We all had straight As and were well behaved in school so noone ever believed the other kids that we started the fights. 

The only problem with growing up in a small town and living there your whole life is when I am in public and have to reproach my kids, SOMEONE will come up and go "You know, I knew your Dad when he was your age and you know what HE did?"

Which always leads me to crawling under the nearest rock and my kids doubled over hysterically laughing.

Oh, Miki ~ that is so sweet!  I love it!!

LMAO!  aww!  He meant it in the sweetest way possible 

My youngest doesn't like looking at the pregnant pics of me.  He doesn't understand yet(nor will I scar him with this information) how babies are born.  He thinks babies just bust out of a mom's belly like on Alien  so, when he sees those pics of me, he thinks of the pain I must have been in during their births.  I just tell him it doesn't hurt much 

I know, right?! 

They turn into bratty creatures.  You can't beat 'em so I've resorted to brainwashing. 

Me:  You want a new game you say? 

Youngest:  Yeah, Mom!  I even saved up $2!

Me:  Video games will make you fat and they secretly tell you to do bad things to your parents.  You wouldn't want to hurt me, would you?  You know how much I love you 

Youngest:  No way, Mommy!  I love you bunches!  darn those video games!  I would never allow you to spend daddy's hard-earned money on something so hideous!  I'll just go clean my room so I can find my little skateboard dudes and play with them.  You're the best mommy!(commence the hugs)


Or so I'd like to think