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« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2008, 03:56:03 PM »

What are you teaching those kids???
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« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2008, 12:16:20 AM »

What are you teaching those kids???


I knew someone would blame me  laughing

I was just as shocked as the next mom, but not entirely.  He got off the school bus at age 7 or 8, came in and asked me "Mom, what's a dirty sanchez?"  He's 12 and goes to school.  He also has numerous friends that are 13 and 14 that go to school with him and play on the same sports teams.  He likes movies, plays video games, and sports.  Any number of places he could have picked up on stuff.  I guess I could try putting him in a bubble but he'd just pop it  laughing

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« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2008, 12:38:10 AM »

I understand...Ashelyn is the exception to the rule on the 11 year olds...I had to sit her down and make her listen about starting her period!  She kept on saying 'I don't wanna hear that!' ~ I told her she might not wanna hear it, but that isn't gonna stop it laughing  Plus the fact that she passes out when she sees blood might give us some problems...SO I sorta wanted her to have a heads up there whistle  I hope it is a LONG LONG time before that happens. 

We had to go and get her 6th grade shots the other day and she ended up getting 3 of the 4 ~ she got the DTP booster, the chickenpox booster (grrrrrr I thought this one was over),and the meningitis one.  The only one I didn't get was the Gardislyl (spelling?) for HPV.  She came out thanking me over and over, and then looked at me and asked me why I didn't get that one ~ I told her that it was for a virus that you can get when you become sexually active...she looked at me and said "you don't ever have to worry about that!" laughing whistle
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« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2008, 12:52:10 AM »

On a more serious note, I'm happy to hear you didn't make her get the guardasil.  I don't know the statistics or have links to statistics but I have read on various medical websites about girls getting very, very sick from getting that shot.  No way should it be government mandated!
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« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2008, 01:33:18 AM »

There is NO way either of my girls was getting that shot...the nurses sort of try to push it, but I told them no both times.  I told them that if circumstances change that I may think about it, but right now neither of them need it...
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« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2008, 03:17:23 AM »

There is NO way either of my girls was getting that shot...the nurses sort of try to push it, but I told them no both times.  I told them that if circumstances change that I may think about it, but right now neither of them need it...

Right there with ya. When my daughter is old enough she can make the decision to get it. Im not going to force something on her that could kill her. I dont care how small the odds are.

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« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2008, 08:10:40 AM »

My daughter and I go through Indian Health Services and they keep sending me letters that my daughter needs to get the gardasil shot and I keep telling them HELL NO....I want it to be out for awhile before I even think of getting it for her. There are 100s of HPV viruses and the shot only covers 4 of them...and I have heard of girls getting very sick from it and some have died...I am not going to risk my daughter because of something she might get when she is older!
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« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2008, 08:57:32 AM »

Not to sound inconsiderate but I am SO very thankful I do not have daughters.  You moms with daughters have to be so worried you're borderline paranoid.  I worry with having sons.  I'd be totally insane if I had daughters.  There's so much to consider with girls.  Periods, boobies, sex, boys, b!tchy attitudes, mood swings, pregnancy, b!tchy little friends, and the list goes on!  I don't have the patience for it.  I'd stink at it bigtime!

My oldest has this snotty, b!tchy-acting girl who's been all over him like white on rice for a couple years now.  I can't stand her.  I wish she'd move to another school district.  Yeah, it's that bad.  We were at the fair last night, sitting and talking with Mother.  Up walks this girl I didn't recognize at first.  She looked at me like, "What? you lookin' at?" and walked past me to sit with my niece.  I realized who it was right away.  The little brat was pumping my niece for info on oldest son, all the while promising to ride rides with her.  I turned around and told my niece to tell my son and "Allison" they should get their portrait drawn together and winked.  I walked off to get a lemonade and I heard catgirl say, "Who the hell is Allison?"  laughing
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« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2008, 10:11:49 AM »

Girls are so mean ~ I tore into Caitlyn a couple of weeks ago because I thought she was being mean to one of her other friends.  The other friend is overweight and Caitlyn and her have been best friends since 1st grade.  Anyway, since Caitlyn has gotten older she has slimmed down, started working with the football team (as a manager, my niece is the coach's wife), and has a boyfriend and she has sort of outgrown her friend.  She told me that "Carol" was telling lies about her, that "Samatha" told her so.  I told her that I knew better than that "Carol" was to sweet of a girl to do that ~ anyway I sorta let it slide for a couple of weeks.  Ashelyn and "Carol's" little sister are best friends also so I went to drop Ashelyn off at her house to let her play and "Carol" came out to talk to me and told me that Caitlyn wouldn't even talk to her on the phone...that did it!

I came home sat Caitlyn down and had a good long talk with that girl!  I told her that no matter how many friends she had, she always had room for 'Carol'!  I told her that her world may have changed and that she may have more friends and be more popular now, but that Carol's world was still the same.  I asked her to think about how she would feel if 'Carol' committed sucide, or if something else happened to her.  I think she thinks of Caitlyn as her only friend...

Needless to say, she called Carol that night and told her how sorry she was for acting like a jerk!  They are doing just fine now...

I remember this age, and I can tell you ~ boys are SO much easier than this!!!
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« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2008, 01:53:15 AM »

Girls are so mean ~ I tore into Caitlyn a couple of weeks ago because I thought she was being mean to one of her other friends.  The other friend is overweight and Caitlyn and her have been best friends since 1st grade.  Anyway, since Caitlyn has gotten older she has slimmed down, started working with the football team (as a manager, my niece is the coach's wife), and has a boyfriend and she has sort of outgrown her friend.  She told me that "Carol" was telling lies about her, that "Samatha" told her so.  I told her that I knew better than that "Carol" was to sweet of a girl to do that ~ anyway I sorta let it slide for a couple of weeks.  Ashelyn and "Carol's" little sister are best friends also so I went to drop Ashelyn off at her house to let her play and "Carol" came out to talk to me and told me that Caitlyn wouldn't even talk to her on the phone...that did it!

I came home sat Caitlyn down and had a good long talk with that girl!  I told her that no matter how many friends she had, she always had room for 'Carol'!  I told her that her world may have changed and that she may have more friends and be more popular now, but that Carol's world was still the same.  I asked her to think about how she would feel if 'Carol' committed sucide, or if something else happened to her.  I think she thinks of Caitlyn as her only friend...

Needless to say, she called Carol that night and told her how sorry she was for acting like a jerk!  They are doing just fine now...

I remember this age, and I can tell you ~ boys are SO much easier than this!!!

I have that problem with keely. 99% of her friends are boys but there is one boy in the group she is mean too. Really mean, I can tell when she is talking to him on the headseat while playing the 360. She has a different tone than with the others. I get on to her and she says... there is always one person that a group of friends will pick on and he is it... scratch   Im actually kinda glad she hangs out with boys though. A group of girls would be much worse. 
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« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2008, 12:52:25 PM »

My daughter is having a really bad episode of pms and is just mad at everyone.. My boys and husband are giving her a hard time so she gets mad, and says "men should be pets"    laughing
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« Reply #41 on: August 19, 2008, 04:43:08 PM »

My daughter is having a really bad episode of pms and is just mad at everyone.. My boys and husband are giving her a hard time so she gets mad, and says "men should be pets"    laughing

and this is wrong how???
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« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2008, 10:13:32 PM »

My daughter is having a really bad episode of pms and is just mad at everyone.. My boys and husband are giving her a hard time so she gets mad, and says "men should be pets"    laughing

and this is wrong how???

 laughing   what had me cracking up was she said it with the same venom a 50yr old divorcee who just found out husband #3 was sleeping with his secretary would...  It was hilarious. 
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« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2008, 02:36:24 PM »

My daughter is having a really bad episode of pms and is just mad at everyone.. My boys and husband are giving her a hard time so she gets mad, and says "men should be pets"    laughing

and this is wrong how???

Walks in.. sneaks out  whistle
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« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2008, 03:46:33 PM »

My daughter is having a really bad episode of pms and is just mad at everyone.. My boys and husband are giving her a hard time so she gets mad, and says "men should be pets"    laughing

and this is wrong how???

Walks in.. sneaks out  whistle

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« Reply #45 on: August 25, 2008, 05:30:03 AM »

There are alot of bushes and trees in the lot next door to the house and the boys like to play in them because it has little tunnels in that mess. Anyway, my youngest was playing in there yesterday and came running out of this mess of bushes and says.. I found a crime scene!   scratch  what?  He says he found broken glass and a belt buried in the dirt so it must be a crime scene. 

guess thats what I get for letting him watch the news.
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« Reply #46 on: August 25, 2008, 07:29:14 AM »

There are alot of bushes and trees in the lot next door to the house and the boys like to play in them because it has little tunnels in that mess. Anyway, my youngest was playing in there yesterday and came running out of this mess of bushes and says.. I found a crime scene!   scratch  what?  He says he found broken glass and a belt buried in the dirt so it must be a crime scene. 

guess thats what I get for letting him watch the news.

 laughing  LOL Don't start worrying until he starts putting up the yellow "DO NOT ENTER" tape!
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« Reply #47 on: August 25, 2008, 08:27:02 AM »

There are alot of bushes and trees in the lot next door to the house and the boys like to play in them because it has little tunnels in that mess. Anyway, my youngest was playing in there yesterday and came running out of this mess of bushes and says.. I found a crime scene!   scratch  what?  He says he found broken glass and a belt buried in the dirt so it must be a crime scene. 

guess thats what I get for letting him watch the news.

 laughing  LOL Don't start worrying until he starts putting up the yellow "DO NOT ENTER" tape!

He actually wanted some last Halloween.. They sell it like crazy then. not sure what he would do it though.  I will start worrying when he wants to start interrogating suspects.. I'm sure his sister is at the top of his list. 
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« Reply #48 on: August 25, 2008, 08:49:36 AM »

There are alot of bushes and trees in the lot next door to the house and the boys like to play in them because it has little tunnels in that mess. Anyway, my youngest was playing in there yesterday and came running out of this mess of bushes and says.. I found a crime scene!   scratch  what?  He says he found broken glass and a belt buried in the dirt so it must be a crime scene. 

guess thats what I get for letting him watch the news.

 laughing  LOL Don't start worrying until he starts putting up the yellow "DO NOT ENTER" tape!

He actually wanted some last Halloween.. They sell it like crazy then. not sure what he would do it though.  I will start worrying when he wants to start interrogating suspects.. I'm sure his sister is at the top of his list. 

No ~ worry when she goes missing and he says he's made an arrest in the case laughing
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« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2008, 12:05:47 AM »

 The other night on the way home from town, Jimmie, Ashelyn, and I were all in the car and just talking about the day and school when a skunk ran out in front of us.  We managed to avoid it and I was telling them that even though that one wasn't pretty that I think that most skunks are pretty and that I have seen programs on TV where they take the scent pouch (whatever?) out and make them pets...

Jimmie of course chimes in telling me how he didn't care how good they smelled he wouldn't want a skunk for a pet ~ la, la, la...

It, of course, took Ashelyn about 3 seconds to chime in with her Daddy, she looked at me and said, " Mom, stop  digging around the bush and tell Daddy that you want a skunk for a pet..."

I almost died!  I though Jimmie was going to have to pull the car over also ~ my kids can't get anything like that right...whistle  Jimmie finally did break down and tell her that it was 'beating around the bush', I never would have told her and I guess she still would have been saying it when she was 35!
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« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2008, 12:47:35 AM »

LMAO!!!  I'm going to say digging around the bush from now on  laughing  That's too funny!!
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« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2008, 03:12:16 AM »

 laughing    you dont really want a skunk for a pet do ya? 
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« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2008, 03:25:51 AM »

I have seen some that are just beautiful and actually got to hold one at a petting farm a few years back, but I don't think they are the animals for me.  But I have to say that the brown ones are some of the prettiest animals I have ever seen...
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« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2008, 03:29:17 AM »

laughing    you dont really want a skunk for a pet do ya? 

LMAO!!  Just don't taking in homeless "cute" humans, Tammy and you'll be alright  laughing

Seriously, is there any type of animal, creature, vermin you don't consider cute and domestic?  You're like the Mother Theresa of animals, woman!
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« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2008, 03:31:44 AM »

laughing    you dont really want a skunk for a pet do ya? 

LMAO!!  Just don't taking in homeless "cute" humans, Tammy and you'll be alright  laughing

Seriously, is there any type of animal, creature, vermin you don't consider cute and domestic?  You're like the Mother Theresa of animals, woman!

I don't find many animals that I don't like...Jimmie gets mad at me for feeding the possums out here ~ lol!  We have every stray cat in the neighborhood coming for the cat buffet at night and I think I may have a problem...
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« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2008, 04:17:20 AM »

LOL!!  I was going to mention possums  laughing
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« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2008, 04:42:10 AM »

you wanna dog..   whistle   he is real cute, real furry, he is like a big ol'e  lump of hair and strange smells..   most are unpleasant but thats ok right? I mean, you like skunks after all.
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« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2008, 06:46:21 AM »

UMMMMMMMMMM...........nope!   To many post about your dog Trace....next time, ask me before you tell all of us about him ~ lol!
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« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2008, 07:07:29 AM »

no! no! this is a ummm, a  different dog.. yeah, a different dog allll together. I wouldnt lie to ya.  whistle
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