1:30AM: Arrange dead bats and mice on the doormat to surprise the Mistress. She'll be sure to squeal with delight when she almost steps on them in the morning. Now quickly go rummage in the 'snack cans' before the great big truck arrives or any other cats try to claim it as theirs.
This is my cats favorite pastime! Every morning we come outside to find just the guts of some poor helpless creature that she has butchered during the night...I think it is the moles which is a good thing...but why, oh why the front porch on the front mat???