New State License Plate Slogans


Alabama    Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona    But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas    Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California    By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut    Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It....Yet.
Delaware    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida    Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia    We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho    More Than Just Potatoes ...Skinheads too
Illinois    Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa            We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas    First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota    10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi    Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else
Nebraska    Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada    Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire    Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey    You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico    Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York            You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina    Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio                    At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma    Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon    Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania    Cook With Coal
Rhode Island    We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina    Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota    Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee            The Educashun State
Texas            Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah                    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont            Yep
Virginia            Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington    Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.    Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia    One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin            Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming            Where Men Are Men ... And The Sheep Are Scared!