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loren brothers
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« on: December 31, 2009, 09:19:05 AM »

THREE MEN GOT MARRIED ...

 
The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. (He still has some difficulty when he urinates, though.)


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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 09:59:42 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 10:02:41 AM »

my kind of woman!!!! Waving
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 01:06:38 PM »

Sounds like a Georgia woman to me!!!  And I do love your new hat!!!
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 05:27:48 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 03:51:28 PM »

Hey Loren, do you remember an old song that went "Put another log on the fire, and set down and tell me why you're leavin' me." ?  This joke made me think of that song. Very funny but durn if it's not sometimes true to life! whistle whistle laughing laughing
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