A midget walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a few drinks a tall, muscular, Asian man walks in and karate chops the midget in the back saying, "That's a fist from Vietnam." The midget is surprised but decides to just ignore it. After gulping
down a beer the Asian man comes back kicks the midget in the face and says, "That's a foot from China." This time the midget is pissed and decides to leave. The Asian man sits down and orders a few rounds and gets really drunk cursing at the
other men in the bar. The midget returned fifteen minutes later and hits the man over the head knocking him out. As the midget sits down aagain he says, "When he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."