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« on: February 23, 2009, 03:34:33 PM »

Over the past couple of years I have been carrying on a love affair with 2 different guys.  (My husband knew about them and approved of them .... guess we have what you would call an open marriage).  Recently I have noticed that neither of my guys comes to see me anymore.  cry cry   There was a time when they would both show up at my door on the same day, even if my husband was home.  Since the first of the year neither one of them seems to want anything to do with me.  cry cry   Both were aware of the fact that I am married.  I have changed nothing about my life but they both now seem to not be interested anymore. I am sure each knew about the other.   I just don't know what to do!!!   cussing cussing  I missed them soooooo much, both of them.  I could never choose between them but now I guess I don't have to worry about that since they have both deserted me.  I am heart broken!    cry   I loved seeing them both, sometimes a couple times a week each!  What can I do to get my UPS and Fed-Ex men back?  I enter and enter and enter but am in a really dry spell!  PLEASE come back to me Mr. UPS and Mr. Fed-Ex ..... I am so lonely I could cry  ( sounds like a good name for a song). cry cry
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 03:48:06 PM »

Those two-timers!   nono Well, I can tell you right here and now they've quit coming around my house too.  I miss the small gifts they used to bring - even if it wasn't that often.  I miss the sound of their trucks - I could hear them coming 2 blocks away.  I have to admit I have been jealous that so many people brag of the really great gifts they give them.  I've always known I wasn't the only one.  I didn't have a problem with them seeing others.  What did I do wrong?!  Maybe, oh maybe we can "win" them back judge.  cry 

Here's to us and our men  cheers (and the cute little blonde girl that brings me stuff once a blue moon)  laughing


BTW - thanks for the chuckle this evening - been a tough Monday!
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 03:58:48 PM »

What about the late Mr. DSL? laughing
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 04:00:25 PM »

 laughing rumor has it that they both have a long list of places they are stopping at each day. Those 2 guys really get around! They have no shame! Perhaps you can send a package to yourself just so you can hear the sound of their truck and to let them know how much they are missed.
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 04:35:18 PM »

 you had me going, you evil hussy  nono cussing

it was funny  laughing

my UPS guy is straight... I'll send him your way  whistle
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 01:58:14 AM »

 Smile very cute story and I feel your pain.
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 02:46:09 AM »

Sigh, I love a man in uniform.
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 02:48:09 AM »

...and here I was about to tell her to get some serious counselling!!!!! laughing
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009, 02:52:11 AM »

Sigh, I love a man in uniform.

 Smile I sure do love a man in uniform and I have to say I do have some good looking UPS delivery drivers. Course I haven't seen them lately.  cry
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 04:25:04 AM »

Man oh man, I was having some serious flashbacks when I started to read this, and had to check if I was at SA!!!  laughing crazy tongue

TY for the laugh judge - and who knows, maybe this will bring your errant suitors back to their true love!!!  headbang
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 04:32:44 AM »

Man oh man, I was having some serious flashbacks when I started to read this, and had to check if I was at SA!!!  laughing crazy tongue

You too, huh!! laughing

We did have a soap opera episode here last year!  Did you miss that one?! scratch laughing
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 05:24:09 AM »

Judge ~ where did we go wrong???  How much more of ourselves can we give???  The pain of seeing them go into my neighbors driveway and just knowing that he doesn't love Tim like I do is almost more than I can take...
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009, 05:39:50 AM »

Oh honey, you really had me going there for a minute.  I was having flashbacks of "that other thread" that was just as crazy with ex wives, young girl friends, etc, so forth and so on.  I actually ran into my old boyfriend last night at Kroger.  (That would be the UPS man)  It was odd to see him out of his brown uniform. 
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2009, 09:29:03 AM »

Oh, those two!  They deserted me last year!   cussing  Those two timing men in uniform!   nono  Let me tell you, Judge, the pain doesn't go away.   cry  No matter how much time passes your heart still aches for them to ring your bell!   headbang laughing
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2009, 03:40:42 AM »

Not to rub it in your faces, but, the FedEx guy did come by and give me a quickie the other day. He was in a hurry, so I think you're right about him having a list of people to see after me!
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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2009, 06:26:59 AM »

...and here I was about to tell her to get some serious counselling!!!!! laughing

lol My mouth was hung wide open while I read it, until I got to the part about the delivery guys.   nono you teased me  laughing
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2009, 06:36:37 AM »

 nono
Not to rub it in your faces, but, the FedEx guy did come by and give me a quickie the other day. He was in a hurry, so I think you're right about him having a list of people to see after me!
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Way to hurt all of us whose hearts are aching! cry cry

I'm about to place an order online just so I can see one of them again and they'll remember where I live!  crazy tongue
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2009, 09:39:53 AM »

wow ....i really thought you were revealing way too much personal information....... popcorn....that's for the laugh. I need it after the week i've had...
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2009, 11:59:03 AM »

Ok the curiosity got the best of me and I had to read this. I started reading and thought OMG, then I kept reading and laughed quite hard, that was a good one. I would love to tell you that they had left you for me but I can't, it seems lately I am only deireable to my husband and he never brings me gifts. I really hope you love affair heats back up and I would like to ask that you send them on to me when you are done with them, I would love to share with you but will understand if you dont want too as they are so hard to get. You brightened my day and I hope your winning again very soon. Smile
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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2009, 12:48:42 PM »

The tease!!! cussing 

Not only has my UPS man left me, but he waved and honk when he saw us outside this evening.  Then he went about half a block and turned around and started coming back toward my house & stopped a few houses away!   cry

I mean - why doesn't he just rub it in my face!  Hammer

Oh, I'm so sad!   cry cry cry
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« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2009, 09:49:09 PM »

Not to rub it in your faces, but, the FedEx guy did come by and give me a quickie the other day. He was in a hurry, so I think you're right about him having a list of people to see after me!

Hey so did mine.. he's not that cute but sometimes you just take what you can get  whistle

actually, he brought me something from the accounting firm on farm taxes  cussing
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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2009, 01:09:30 PM »

hEY i KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN MR UPS AND MR FED EX HAVE LEFT ME ALSO SO I STARTED SEEING MY MAILMAN HE TAKES MY SNAILS EVERYDAY.
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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2009, 04:21:25 PM »

...and here I was about to tell her to get some serious counselling!!!!! laughing

Ditto, lol.

I was just telling my husband how much I missed my UPS and Fed-Ex men.
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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2009, 01:56:11 AM »

 laughing laughing laughing Oh how I also want to start back my love affair with these guys!!  Even the mailman has been avoiding me!  Where did we go wrong??? cry
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