Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him
"playing church" with their three kittens.  He had the
kittens sitting in a row, and he was preaching to them.
 
She smiled and went about her work.
 
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing; she ran
back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the kittens
in a tub of water.   She called out, "Johnny, stop that!
Those kittens are afraid of water!"
 
Johnny looked up at her and said, "They should have thought
about that before they joined my church."