No no its not kailey I'm venting about.... It's Rocky!!!       

This is the third time hes done this. Either hes so out of it, or I don't know. But he has these dreams that he is peeing. And then guess what, he pees all over himself in his sleep. Well Rocky doesn't have a matress pad on his bed. Like kailey does. So theres a big circle of pee on his matress.
I expect this from kailey. Shes 5. Which she barely ever pees in her bed. Because I limit her fluid intake at night time, and I make her go to the bathroom before bed. But hey do I have to start doing that with my husband? why is he peeing in his bed? I can see if he is deathly sick or something. But this is just a normal night. Do I need to get him diapers. 
I guess I'm mean. But I kind of think its funny. It just doesn't make any sense to me. I can see a child doing it. Or like a women that has had a baby... and if she coughs a little she pees a little. But not a grown man peeing all over himself.
plus the fact... I didn't hear the shower running. If I would have peed on myself, I would have gotten a shower after.
eww yucky he is gross. And people ask why we sleep in two seperate beds. lol my new excuse will be..... "I don't want to get pee'd on". 

   Thanks for the laugh this morning! I loved your last sentence, great ending to the story!
  My dh and I sleep in separate rooms also, but it has nothing to do with either one of us wetting the bed. He likes warm, I like cold, he snores like a freight train that even earplugs don't help. It really is a growing trend. They are even designing houses now with 2 master bedrooms just for that purpose.

lol. He's only done it 3 times out of the almost 6 years wev'e been married. But still its so wierd to me.

We sleep in seperate rooms because if we sleep in the same, I get no sleep. I am a really light sleeper. So I have to have my door shut. Plus the fact Rocky and I are on totally different schedules. I usually get kailey to bed, then I play on the computer for a little, take my shower, read a book, and go to bed. Around 11pm.
Rocky gets home from work around 12pm-3am. Depending on the day. Then he goes in the kitchen, makes a meal. Watches tv, writes, reads his bible, etc. Then goes to sleep around 4 or 5 am.
I have to get up around 7:30 am to get kailey up for school. I don't like having someone get in my bed when I'm sleeping, then Rocky also talks/yells in his sleep. That really scares me. And then now the peeing thing. lol.  

The other night when we had the storm. Kailey and I slept at my moms house, while rocky was at work. Well kailey and I shared the bed in the guest room. Kailey drunk a half bottle of water before bed. She said she was really thirsty. I totally forgot she did that. And halfway through the night, I wake up realizing my side is wet, and its not my pee.    
Kailey for some reason has to cuddle up as close as she can get to me. So thats why I got wet. But I woke up, cleaned us both up. That night I didn't get any sleep. Luckily they have a matress pad on that bed. Or my parents would of freaked. Cause thats a really nice bed.
I guess it just really bothers me about people accidently peeing in thier beds. I have the opposite problem. I get up 50 times a night to go to the bathroom. I am super scared of peeing in my bed.
ok my family is all wierd. lol

I wonder if he is dreaming that he is in the bathroom...we had a neighbor that not only would pee in the bed but he would also sleepwalk.  Sometimes he would go outside and pee and one time he peed in the fridge ~ he was in his 20's.  He told his Mom that he dreamed that he had walked to the bathroom.  Don't know if that is it or not, but...