Redneck Jingle Bells

To the tune of jingle bells:

DASHING THROUGH the SNOW
IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE
THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH

AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT
THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS

RUSTY CHEVROLET

2. I WENT TO THE IGA
TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER

SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
RIGHT PAST THE LOCAL COPS

I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE
THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH

AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT
THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS

RUSTY CHEVROLET

3. BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY

I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON

IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH

CHORUS:
RUST AND SMOKE
THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY

THE FRAME IS BENT
THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET [/color]

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