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Gripe or Vent?  Hmmmm. Definately a Gripe.  How many people are registered at this forum? Don't know the answer? Well, I do! 169,308! Yup, that's a lot folk. And what do they do? I am guessing that they spend a lot of time FROWNING!!!!  What? Only 25 people on this forum read the Joke Section!!!! Serious!!! Look at the numbers. Is that sad or what?? It's sad!!!! That is only 0.0000015%. In other words: 99.9999985% of the folk here have absolutely NO sense of humor!  A lot of folk are gonna get coal in their stockings!!!  |
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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 01:33:20 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2008, 02:21:20 PM » |
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Gripe or Vent? Hmmmm. Definately a Gripe. How many people are registered at this forum? Don't know the answer? Well, I do! 169,308! Yup, that's a lot folk. And what do they do? I am guessing that they spend a lot of time FROWNING!!!! What? Only 25 people on this forum read the Joke Section!!!! Serious!!! Look at the numbers. Is that sad or what?? It's sad!!!! That is only 0.0000015%. In other words: 99.9999985% of the folk here have absolutely NO sense of humor! A lot of folk are gonna get coal in their stockings!!! Geesh LB! Lighten up.  You seem to jump to alot of conclusions about all of us. Just because we may not read the jokes here doesn't mean we aren't getting our laughter somewhere else. Most of the 169,308 members don't even come into the forum and when they do it isn't for the jokes. I do read jokes here when I'm not too busy. Luckily, you don't just post in the joke section so that gives many of us something to laugh about! |
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2008, 02:31:59 PM » |
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HO - HO - HO (if I got any lighter they would have to tie a rope to my ankle ) |
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2008, 02:33:51 PM » |
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Are you filling your pants with helium again!
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2008, 03:29:39 PM » |
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You know, you're doing a lot of griping/venting lately. Everything ok? Not enough chocolate in your diet? For the record, I have been accused of not having a sense of humor before. So, it is possible. Great, now I have to start my own vent thread. The title is going to be "I Can't Stand People who are Prejudice Against People with Humor Deficiency Disorder!"  |
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2008, 03:36:19 PM » |
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Not enough chocolate in your diet? That MUST be it! I did have Reindeer Lasagne for dinner tonight though. Does that count??? |
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2008, 04:15:06 PM » |
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I do not have a sense of humor either. I cry during Adam Sandler movies.
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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2008, 05:57:05 AM » |
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I visit the joke section like clockwork! I am hooked. I also steal jokes to send to my email buddies ~ lol!
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2008, 12:07:01 PM » |
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Not enough chocolate in your diet? That MUST be it! I did have Reindeer Lasagne for dinner tonight though. Does that count??? I um think that's probably Carob or something else! |
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2008, 01:39:12 PM » |
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I um think that's probably Carob or something else! Caribou, actually. |
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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2008, 01:50:20 PM » |
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Not enough chocolate in your diet? Probably more like not enough fiber! |
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2008, 03:56:47 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2008, 11:18:31 PM » |
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Lorenbrothers, we in the humorless community have our gripes too. The way we are portrayed in the media as straightmen, unwitting dupes, and the "butt" of jokes is highly discriminatory. The power of a good laugh is highly disruptive to our droning, non-reactive lifestyle. You gigglers can have your fun, but know that we dullards will be watching you with glazed-over, flat eyes, steadfastly refusing to "get" the joke.
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2008, 08:52:57 AM » |
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I contacted the ACLU and they think we nonhumorists have a case against the LB's of this world! We'll bring them to our humorless level one way or another.  |
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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2008, 10:00:30 AM » |
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Lorenbrothers, we in the humorless community have our gripes too. The way we are portrayed in the media as straightmen, unwitting dupes, and the "butt" of jokes is highly discriminatory. The power of a good laugh is highly disruptive to our droning, non-reactive lifestyle. You gigglers can have your fun, but know that we dullards will be watching you with glazed-over, flat eyes, steadfastly refusing to "get" the joke.
I contacted the ACLU and they think we nonhumorists have a case against the LB's of this world! We'll bring them to our humorless level one way or another. Good thing you gals don't have a sense of humor! |
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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2008, 12:45:00 PM » |
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Give a wolf too much chocolate and one never knows what will happen! Turns me into a real party animal! |
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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2008, 01:22:13 PM » |
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Give a wolf too much chocolate and one never knows what will happen! Turns me into a real party animal! Somebody (*ahem*) sent me a case of Asbach chocolate covered cherries. A couple of these and it IS party time...("Only distillery in world with chocolate factory") Mom is having to eat them though, because alcohol is not good for the pancreas. |
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2008, 01:28:50 AM » |
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169,308 registered members????? Wow, I had no idea (didn't pay attention  ). NO WONDER I'M NOT WINNING!! However, it is interesting....I won a car last year (instant win game - grand prize winner), and if you think about all of those 169,308 people entering EVERY DAY (and that's only at this site)....my odds were horrible...so ya just never know! |
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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2008, 03:00:06 AM » |
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169,308 registered members????? Wow, I had no idea (didn't pay attention ). NO WONDER I'M NOT WINNING!! However, it is interesting....I won a car last year (instant win game - grand prize winner), and if you think about all of those 169,308 people entering EVERY DAY (and that's only at this site)....my odds were horrible...so ya just never know! What instant was it? did you get a winning screen? or they picked you when the contest ended? just curious... how exciting to win a car.  |
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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2008, 12:13:15 PM » |
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I didn't win instantly - I was the grand prize winner. It was from Safeco Insurance "Drive Away with Teensurance". It was funny, it was just a regular email from ePrize saying "congratulations you're a winner in the Teensurance....instant win"...I thought "Hmmm, I don't remember winning that one" then it went on to say I won a prize - a 2007 Toyota Camry. It was VERY, VERY COOL! I love my car...
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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2008, 07:30:46 AM » |
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Loren, you really need to get, ah, a woman for a night, dontcha? And by the way.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!just to tick you off some more |
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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2008, 09:57:48 AM » |
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Loren, you really need to get, ah, a woman for a night, dontcha?
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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2008, 02:51:57 PM » |
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I didn't win instantly - I was the grand prize winner. It was from Safeco Insurance "Drive Away with Teensurance". It was funny, it was just a regular email from ePrize saying "congratulations you're a winner in the Teensurance....instant win"...I thought "Hmmm, I don't remember winning that one" then it went on to say I won a prize - a 2007 Toyota Camry. It was VERY, VERY COOL! I love my car...
Wow mte.. i would have fell out of my chair... sooooooo exciting.... i need to win my man a car... i hate his car  |
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