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« on: July 05, 2006, 10:15:10 AM »

General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30400?issue=4227&special=1996
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 04:17:18 PM »

"As soon as my car started to skid out of control, I thought to myself, 'Oh, boy, this could be it—I could be a big winner!'" said Cincinnati's Martin Frelks  :lol:  :lol: ROFL :lol:  :lol:
Thanks Amy I needed a good laugh!
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2006, 04:20:18 PM »

:shock: just think if you wern't and instant winner "sorry please try again"  :shock:
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2006, 04:24:00 PM »

Quote from: "ll1"
:shock: just think if you wern't and instant winner "sorry please try again"  :shock:


 "I've already crashed four cars trying to win those Super Bowl tickets, but I still haven't won. I swear, I'm going to win those tickets—even if it kills me!"

I must be sick because I can't stop laughing!
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2006, 04:51:38 PM »

The funny thing? I was in "mode" going through my google alerts looking for sweeps to submit, and skimmed this looking for a link to a sweeps or something  :shock:  :oops:  :P

When I realized what it was? I just had to share to see if I was truly alone in finding the humor in the obvious slap at us sweepers!  :wink:

I truly do like my humor like I like my chocolate - the darker the better!!!  8)
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2006, 05:19:27 PM »

Die Hard Sweepers LMAO :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2006, 05:51:47 PM »

My personal fave:

"I was recently broadsided by a drunk driver in my new Chevy Cavalier," said Erie, PA, resident Jerry Polaner. "My car was totaled, and because it was the side of my car that got hit, my airbag didn't even inflate. But what really gets me is the fact that the drunk driver, who rammed my side with the front of his 1997 Buick Regal, won a $100 Office Depot gift certificate. That's just wrong.
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2006, 07:27:40 PM »

I looked around the site and they have alot really funny articles! I bookmarked it for times when I could use a laugh. Thanks
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2006, 06:39:57 AM »

Me too michellejw - I just have to watch myself - I start reading & the next thing I know, my butts asleep and 2 hours have passed!!!  :shock:   :wink:    :lol:
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"If people make fun of you, you must be doing something right" amy lee

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Ronald Reagan

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