Hun, there is such a thing on the market called deodorant. It should help with your "pits of death".

"Secret. Strong enough for a man, but made for the woman with freaky body odors who decides to post TMI in this thread.

Alas, deodorant does not help with metabolic disease

. Still smell like mouse pee... I'm setting up for another disease link
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/metabolicdisorders.htmlSimple: All posts lead to chocolate. All post lead to rare disorders.
Oh, and here is a place that does casting for reality shows
http://www.realitywanted.com/Prehaps this one?
Do you consider yourself interesting? Fun? Crazy, even? Are you 50+ and Single??? Please send a current photo and info about yourself.