A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.

After her husband went to work she slipped out and went to a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers.  She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skit to go with it.  She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.

She slowly spread her legs and asked in a husky come hither voice says "Honey, would you like some of this?"

The husband looks between his aging wife's legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, "HELL NO!  Look what it's done to your underwear."

still laughing!!!