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 Now that April is just around the corner, I thought that an April Fools contest should be offered. Any fool can enter a contest; however, if you are an April Fool then you are in very good company with others like yourself...just look around you!  This contest is in honor of Wolfie...the Queen, the wolf, a connoisseur of all things chocolate -- and yes, the grandest April Fool I've ever known.  To enter, simply post a comment about what sort of chocolate torture you would use on Wolfie...which in some way, involves the prize being offered. And just what is the prize, you ask? The prize: an AEON Meridian solid-chocolate handgun, complete with camo packaging.  This Weapon of Mass Delight (WMD) is designed as a full size chocolate handgun. With 13oz of delicious Solid Milk Chocolate, this handgun will please your taste buds and bring a smile to all who see it. A fantastic gift for outdoorsmen, gun enthusiasts, and April Fools of all ages. Chocolate Handgun Features: •Full Size Solid Milk Chocolate Handgun •Weight: 13 ounces •Gun Dimension: 7.5" (l) x 1" (w) x 5.5" (h) •Packaging Dimensions: 12" (l) x 9" (w) x 3" (h) •Egg Crate Foam Carrying Case with Handle •Camouflage Design Packaging This contest ends at 5pm CST, Saturday April 11th. RS members in good-standing may enter ONCE DAILY. Unpleasant things will happen to those who disregard the contest rules. Good luck.....!
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 01:19:17 AM » |
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What a great idea! I was given a huge chocolate Goodyear tire, years ago. So, wolfie has a flat...
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 05:45:22 AM » |
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I would keep my chocolate pistol just out of Wolfie's reach - close enough to smell that rich chocolate but . . . . .
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 01:23:34 PM » |
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I will go to Wolfie's home and use the chocolate gun to hold her up and sell all her chocolate stash. then as I was leaving, I would take a big bite out of the gun showing her it was chocolate and she lost her stash to a fake gun. Im coming to get you Wolfie, better lock all your doors, your stash is no longer safe. lol
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 02:27:51 AM » |
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Hummmmmmm I would email Wolfie CA invitations (Chocoholics Anonymous)
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 01:37:42 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 02:12:42 PM » |
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That's a tough one to do w/o having to PM the answer.... so to keep it nice I'd just torture Wolfie by sending the empty camo case and causing a flood of tears when she finds it empty.  |
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2009, 12:18:46 AM » |
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hmmmm...... maybe I'd tie her up w/ chocolate ropes & force her to tell me where all of her stashes are!
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 08:38:00 AM » |
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Poor Wolfie - could I just be nice today????????  |
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 11:08:43 AM » |
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Poor Wolfie - could I just be nice today???????? Yes, you can be nice to Wolfie...as long as it involves chocolate torture of some sort. Otherwise, your entry will not be counted. Rules are rules, ya know.  |
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 11:35:05 AM » |
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Darn - Chocolate torture - sorry Wolfie. I would convince Wolfie that chocolate disappeared from the face of the earth - now that would be torture! (darn the rules ) |
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2009, 04:24:41 PM » |
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 I suppose I could go on a diet and give one ton the chocolate gun and have him use it to deny me access to my chocolate vaults!  This is just make believe right? Oh, Z I think you are having way too much fun! NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU! Wow, I feel so much better now!
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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2009, 06:34:53 PM » |
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I would do Chinese torture using chocolate slowly dripping on her forehead instead of water. That is really mean, maybe I should think about some kind of conseling if I can be that mean to someone like poor Wolfie. Sorry wolfie, the chocolate made me do it.
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 01:19:53 AM » |
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I think I'd like to eat the entire thing quite slowly in front of Wolfie, close enough to be able to smell it, but not sharing it at all. (OK, this torture thing takes a lot of thought!)
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 02:07:41 AM » |
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I think I would steal her toilet paper from all her bathrooms, and make her choose, choclate gun or real toilet paper. lol yes i am wierd. |
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2009, 03:11:59 AM » |
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I would boil down the gun and make chocolate soup - but none for Wolfie!
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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2009, 06:29:42 PM » |
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I would tie her up. Then make chocolate bullets for the gun and shot them at her. just close enough for her to see and smell, but not eat.
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2009, 11:35:24 PM » |
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I would give her a choice.... her sweeping or the chocolate gun. Now there's a torturous decision!
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 02:24:25 AM » |
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I would saturate her bedroom with the aroma of chocolate so that she could never get any sleep - poor Wolfie.
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« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2009, 04:03:36 AM » |
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Ok, I would abduct Wolfie (so sorry) at chocolate gun point and force her to go with me to HERSHEY Pennsylvania, we would visit the Theme park, and the Factory, and no samples allowed. Then we would be off to the Russell Stovers factory and finally wew would make a stop in Indiana at the Nestle factory. I myself would sample everything while Wolfie (sorry again) would have to watch . Then I would drop Wolfie back at home, but I would leave a small gift, a big beautiful box of...................Raisins. LOL. and I would continue on my way back home eating my sample and my gun. |
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« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 03:21:41 AM » |
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I would use the Weapon of Mass Delight (WMD) to torture Wolfie - she could see but not touch.
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« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2009, 04:53:21 AM » |
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I would eat it and the rest of her chocolate in front of her.... I'm really running out of torture ideas |
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« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2009, 01:17:47 AM » |
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My entry for Saturday.
I would post photos of my winning chocolate pistol all over Wolfie's domain.
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« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2009, 09:43:08 AM » |
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« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2009, 02:10:18 PM » |
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I would cut the chocolate gun into huge pieces and eat each one very slowly in front of Wolfie, and even give the puppy dog a bite, but none to her, (please don't ever ever really give any doggy or kitty chocolate as it is poisonous for them)
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