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« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2009, 06:16:27 AM » |
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Oh,since I just LOVE choclate I would have to eat it really really slow in front of him,but close enough that he could smell it to.   Silly...eat the chocolate in front of HER (Wolfie, the Queen)...not HIM (which is I). I don't have a chocolate fixation like Wolfie.  |
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« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2009, 07:51:36 AM » |
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thanks for the moc....I would hold her up with the choc gun and make her give me all her chocolate! then eat it all in front of her.
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« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2009, 01:47:11 AM » |
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I think today I will take my AEON Meridian solid-chocolate handgun and wave it in her face! z
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« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2009, 10:56:37 AM » |
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I would make an exact duplicate gun made out of chocolate-flavored X-Lax ... put them both on the table and tell her to pick her poison ... 50/50 chance  |
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« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2009, 12:13:17 PM » |
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I would make an exact duplicate gun made out of chocolate-flavored X-Lax ... put them both on the table and tell her to pick her poison ... 50/50 chance Oh Loren - you are evil! |
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« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2009, 02:26:26 PM » |
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I will buy special chocolate bullets for the gun, that when you shoot them chocolate easter eggs come out. Then I would shoot them at Wolfie just high enough where she could not reach them. Sorry wolfie, but I have to get that chocolate
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« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2009, 06:42:10 AM » |
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I would: - let Wolfie fondle the chocolate gun and then snatch it away from her,
- fly to Paris,
- break into the Louvre,
- paint a chocolate mustache on the Mona Lisa,
- leave the chocolate gun (with Wolfies fingerprints all over it) on Venus de Milo's stump,
- scatter coon hound fuzz all over the Maximillian's Hunt tapestry,
- spray paint 'wolf head' graffitti all over the Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe,
- then cooter back home ...
When Interpol issues a world wide 'red notice' alert for the "Great Defacer" ... I will then require Wolfie to supply me with all her chocolate on a daily basis for the rest of my life or I will turn her in and reveal her as the most heinous and infamous criminal of the 21st century! ...is that enough torture???  |
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« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2009, 08:29:36 AM » |
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I would torture Wolfie by locking her in a room with Loren with no chocolate in reach.
(Loren is so mean!)
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« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2009, 09:20:59 AM » |
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(Loren is so mean!) ???? just folowing instructions: To enter, simply post a comment about what sort of chocolate torture you would use on Wolfie...which in some way, involves the prize being offered. and Unpleasant things will happen to those who disregard the contest rules per se:TortureTor"ture\, n. [F.,fr.L. tortura, fr. torquere, tortum, to twist, rack, torture; probably akin to Gr. tre`pein to turn, G. drechsein to turn on a lathe, and perhaps to E. queer. Cf. Contort, Distort, Extort, Retort, Tart, n., Torch, Torment, Tortion, Tort, Trope.] 1. Extreme pain; anguish of body or mind; pang; agony; torment; as, torture of mind. 2. Especially, severe pain inflicted judicially, either as punishment for a crime, or for the purpose of extorting a confession from an accused person, as by water or fire, by the boot or thumbkin, or by the rack or wheel. 3. The act or process of torturing. Tor"ture\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Tortured (?; 135); p. pr. & vb. n. Torturing.] [Cf. F. Torturer. ] 1. To put to torture; to pain extremely; to harass; to vex. 2. To punish with torture; to put to the rack; as, to torture an accused person. 3. To wrest from the proper meaning; to distort. 4. To keep on the stretch, as a bow. [Obs.] Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. Ergo:  just trying to cooperate. |
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« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2009, 01:10:37 PM » |
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(Loren is so mean!) ???? just folowing instructions: To enter, simply post a comment about what sort of chocolate torture you would use on Wolfie...which in some way, involves the prize being offered. and Unpleasant things will happen to those who disregard the contest rules per se:TortureTor"ture\, n. [F.,fr.L. tortura, fr. torquere, tortum, to twist, rack, torture; probably akin to Gr. tre`pein to turn, G. drechsein to turn on a lathe, and perhaps to E. queer. Cf. Contort, Distort, Extort, Retort, Tart, n., Torch, Torment, Tortion, Tort, Trope.] 1. Extreme pain; anguish of body or mind; pang; agony; torment; as, torture of mind. 2. Especially, severe pain inflicted judicially, either as punishment for a crime, or for the purpose of extorting a confession from an accused person, as by water or fire, by the boot or thumbkin, or by the rack or wheel. 3. The act or process of torturing. Tor"ture\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Tortured (?; 135); p. pr. & vb. n. Torturing.] [Cf. F. Torturer. ] 1. To put to torture; to pain extremely; to harass; to vex. 2. To punish with torture; to put to the rack; as, to torture an accused person. 3. To wrest from the proper meaning; to distort. 4. To keep on the stretch, as a bow. [Obs.] Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. Ergo: just trying to cooperate. But Loren, must you enjoy it quite so much???? lol And now for my daily be mean to wolfie, I unlike some people donot enjoy torturing sweet kind people like Wolfie, but cannot pass up on free chocolate. So for todays torture I would buy the biggest sweetest chocolate easter bunny I can find, then eat every bite in front of Wolfie and not give her even one bite. |
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« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2009, 02:39:58 PM » |
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I would: - let Wolfie fondle the chocolate gun and then snatch it away from her,
- fly to Paris,
- break into the Louvre,
- paint a chocolate mustache on the Mona Lisa,
- leave the chocolate gun (with Wolfies fingerprints all over it) on Venus de Milo's stump,
- scatter coon hound fuzz all over the Maximillian's Hunt tapestry,
- spray paint 'wolf head' graffitti all over the Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe,
- then cooter back home ...
When Interpol issues a world wide 'red notice' alert for the "Great Defacer" ... I will then require Wolfie to supply me with all her chocolate on a daily basis for the rest of my life or I will turn her in and reveal her as the most heinous and infamous criminal of the 21st century! ...is that enough torture???  Silly boy, everyone who's anyone knows that coonhounds don't have fuzz! As for my entry, since Sticks stole all the royal writing implements the last time he tried to raid the chocolate castle, I would be forced to heat the gun so that I could use it as a crayon. I need to be able to write all these lovely names down on the EMBARGO list! The worst part of the torture is deciding which of you will be at the top of that list!     Oh, by the way, since I have a working relationship with the bunny, NO EASTER CANDY FOR ANY OF YOU!  |
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« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2009, 02:01:23 PM » |
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I have found a new easter candy obsession. It used to be cady bury eggs. Now it is robin eggs. They are like malt balls. Have a candy coating, choclate, then the crispy stuff. OHHHH So yummy.
I would load the choclate gun with robin eggs, and shoot her with it. See how many eggs I can get in her mouth. lol.
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« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2009, 02:21:21 PM » |
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Gee, how would I torture Wolfie with this WMD.  Since it's coming from Sticks, all I would have to do is take a bite out of it. We all know Sticks is on embargo and has no access to real chocolate, so either the WMD is imitation chocolate or exlax! Good con Sticks! |
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« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2009, 06:36:36 PM » |
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I guess since Sticks is on embargo the biggest torture would be for Wolfie to stand there and watch Sticks eat that gun!
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« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2009, 07:50:21 PM » |
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And last but not least, I would win the gun in this contest and eat every bite and not offer Wolfie even one little peice. Yummy chocolate. thanks for the fun MOC sticks.
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« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2009, 06:19:20 AM » |
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I guess this is my last torturous enty - I would make Wolfie work in a cHocolate factory with a muzzle on so that she could not eat any of the yummy product!
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« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2009, 01:24:29 AM » |
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Good luck to all and my sincere apologies to Wolfie for all my evil thoughts. Happy Easter all.
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« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2009, 01:08:44 PM » |
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Oh wolfie, we love you and our apologies for all the evil thoughts, but the chocolate made me do it. Good luck to all
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« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2009, 06:30:02 PM » |
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We have a winner! You all have been wonderful with your ways in which to torture Wolfie... And who is kidding who? I have access to wonderful chocolate...I have my Southern sources see, which Wolfie knows nothing about. All of Wolfie's chocolate sources are rather shaky, being as they are all Somali pirates. Now, on to the winning name. The Randomizer, bless it's heart, has chosen: Wolfie ! Wouldn't you know it...of all people to win.  The Randomizer chose #23, which was a Wolfie entry. The second number in the set was #40...another Wolfie entry. What are the odds of that? Congratulations to the Queen for winning my chocolate exlax WMD (I mean, my pure chocolate fake gun). She now has 24 hours to send her Royal Address to me, or her prize goes to another. (The rest of you who entered...be not concerned. Just imagine the "end" results of eating all that chocolate exlax). |
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« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2009, 09:34:58 PM » |
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Umm for the contest you spoke of having Wolfie, I would like to point out that myself and zwriter where the only ones to apoligize to the wonderful, great, FORGIVING, best ever queen of chocolate. So in this same spirt don't you think our names ought to not be on the chocolate embargo. Add to that all my years of service to the queen, and the fact you know chocolate can have such an effect on a person, it can make you do crazy things, we ought to definatly not be put on embargo. My sincere thanks to Wolfie for her kind forgivness.
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« Reply #51 on: April 14, 2009, 12:20:30 AM » |
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& a fitting winner it is!
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« Reply #52 on: April 14, 2009, 12:24:28 AM » |
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How funny! Congrats to Wolfie. I quit entering because I just couldn't do the torture thing anymore! (I watch my 5 year old grand daughter & get tortured daily! ) WTG Wolfie!  |
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« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2009, 12:03:56 PM » |
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Ah Sticks! Don't you just hate a happy ending! Thank you for the great contest! Better yet, thanks for letting me know who to keep my eye on! For a former King, you're not 1/2 bad. |
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« Reply #55 on: April 14, 2009, 05:11:00 PM » |
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An better happy ending. many thanks sticks and to the queen may a million pieces of chocolate find there way to your door.
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