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« on: August 07, 2011, 11:35:58 AM »

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, Rrriiiinnnngg,**


**'Hello?'**



**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**


**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


**After a brief pause,**


**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**


Brief Pause.


**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


**'I did it, Daddy.'**


**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**



**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**


**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**



**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


*****Long Pause*****


*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? "What Swimming Pool" .............**


**Is this 486-5731?'*


**No, I think you have the wrong number........* 
 

 
 
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 11:44:41 AM »

OMG, oooh no...dang popcorn popcorn
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2011, 11:07:00 AM »

Thats too funny, I had to read to hubby and he was about on the floor laughing. Now he wants to send it to his friends.  laughing
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