The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married For 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed To meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came
over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall
stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long..


The Mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a Raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, But he started to tremble and we had wild sex all Night.


Then I had to share my Story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.  When he came in the door and saw me he said,
......


"What's for Dinner, Batman?"