Truck Stop Cafe



 
A  trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his  order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair  of headlights and pair of running boards." 
 
The  brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear  stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,  "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires,  a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.  What does he think this place is, an auto parts  store?"
   
 "No,"  the cook said. "Three flat tires means three  pancakes, a pair of
headlights  is two eggs sunny side up, and runnin g boards are  2 slices of crisp bacon."
   
 "Oh,  OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a  moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and  gave it to the customer.
 
  The trucker asked, "What are the beans for,  Blondie?"
 
I  LOVE THIS ONE........... 
   She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for  the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you  might as well gas  up!" 
   

FOR  ONCE THE BLONDE GETS  EVEN!
 
 
       

 
 
 
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