A  woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large,  beautiful
parrot. There  was a sign on the cage that said $50.00..

'Why so  little,' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner  looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used  to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some
pretty vulgar  stuff.'

The  woman thought about this, but decided she  had to have the bird
any way.

She took it home and hung  the bird's cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say  something.

The bird looked around the room, then at  her, and said, 'New house, new madam.'

The  woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
'that's really not so bad.'

When her 2 teenage  daughters returned from school the bird saw and
said,'New  house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman  were a bit offended, but then began to laugh
about the  situation,considering  how  and where the parrot had been
raised.

Moments later,  the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

The bird  looked at him and said,


'Hi  Keith'