If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

If a deaf person swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a turtle loses his shell is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves is it considered a hostage situation?

Whats the speed of dark?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?

Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?

Isn't it unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice" ?

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ?

If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

If Fed Ex and UPS merge would they be called Fed Up?

On drivers license what do bald guys put down for hair color?