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« on: December 03, 2009, 07:40:27 AM »
1)      Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."
2)      What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..
3)      What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?  They went clubbing
4)      Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
5)    Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
6)    What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 10:38:49 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 06:17:42 PM »
terrible ... absolutely terrible ...

so why can't I stop laughing???   laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 10:59:28 AM »
What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?


Santa stopped after 3 Ho's. laughing laughing
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 11:01:36 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009, 01:56:10 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 10:40:33 AM »
Tiger only needs 4 more women to come forward and he will have played 18 holes
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2009, 06:11:33 AM »
Quote from: lottogirl846 on December 17, 2009, 10:40:33 AM
Tiger only needs 4 more women to come forward and he will have played 18 holes



laughing laughing I hadn't heard that one before!
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2009, 07:42:24 AM »
he gave new meaning to "the back nine".
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 11:40:36 PM »
Tiger's new nick-name........



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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 05:32:26 AM »
 laughing laughing laughing ROFLMAO!!!!  laughing laughing laughing
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