MyCSSMenu Save Document Sweepstakes Advantage Online Forum
February 09, 2012, 07:36:25 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
News:
 
  Sweepstakes   Home   Blogs Help Arcade Login Register Chat  

Pages: [1]   sort down
  Print  
Author Topic: Toliet Cleaning  (Read 370 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
3mnkids1
SA Member
SA Gold Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15784






Ignore
« on: February 04, 2008, 05:33:14 AM »

Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.






Sincerely,

The Dog






 
Logged
ping1970
Crazy Cat Lady
SA Mods
SA Gold Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 8105




Mood:Stressed
Stressed

Don't go into a battle of the brains unarmed...




Ignore
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 07:38:05 AM »

 laughing laughing laughing
Logged
bunnytoes
SA Member
SA Gold Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2348






Ignore
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 07:53:23 AM »

 laughing laughing

Really cute!
Logged
cinphi
SA Member
SA Gold Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5056




Mood:Loved
Loved

It Is Well With My Soul




Ignore
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 08:17:19 AM »

Good one  laughing
Logged
Pages: [1]   sort up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!