TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
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>> AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
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>> AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
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>> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS
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>> AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST
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>> TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
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>> THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING
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>> TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW
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>> THE DIFFERENCE.'
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>> THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD
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>> MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
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>> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU
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>> KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
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>> 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
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>> 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE
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>> TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
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>> HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS
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>> A WITCH.'
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>> 'A WITCH ??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
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>> 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON
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>> THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE
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>> FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY
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>> TEETH WITH HER!'