One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt."

His wife was not amused, and decided she could not let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April!" he hollered into the bathroom. 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker, "It's not talcum powder, it's 'Miracle Grow!!!!!!!!!!!"