Water Issues:
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -- bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
Remember: Water = Poop
 
Wine = Health
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh##. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information